Gifts that are...

Just Too Cute!
Mini Signs:

Mini Signs are cute magnets with select sayings from our library.  Measure 2 1/2" x 3",
and are decorated with a lapel-size shape to correspond with the design.  $4.00 each.
Call for wholesale pricing and details
Mini Sign Magnets:

Aging/Grandparents
ms31: You Put The “Grand” In Grandma
ms32: You Put The “Grand” In Grandpa
ms46: I’m Still A Hot Babe...But Now It Comes In Flashes!
ms56: I’m Aging Like Fine Wine...Getting Complex And Fruity!
ms66: Old Enough To Know Better, Young Enough  To Do It Anyway!
ms106: What Happens At Grandma’s Stays At Grandma’s
ms107: Go Braless. It’ll Pull The Wrinkles Out Of  Your Face!
ms108: It’s Nice To Have Friends To  Grow Old  With...You Go First!

Beach
ms94: Instant Beach Bum-Just Add Water
ms95: Just Another Day In Paradise
ms96: Eat, Sleep, Sail
ms110: Life’s A Beach, Then You Dive!
ms111: Old Sailors Never Die, They Just Get A Little Dinghy!

Friends/Family
ms05: Your Friendship Means So Much
ms12: You’ve Always Been A Great Mother, But Now You’re My Best Friend
ms29: I Smile ‘Cause You’re My Sister, I Laugh ‘Cause There’s Nothin’ You Can Do
About It!
ms30: I Smile ‘Cause You’re My Brother, I Laugh ‘Cause There’s Nothin’ You Can Do
About It!
ms34: I’m Glad You’re My Friend ‘Cause You Deserve The Very Best!
ms35: You’ll Always Be My Best Friend...You Know Too Much!
ms44: When I Count My Blessings I Think Of You
ms112: We’ve Been Through A Lot Together...And Most Of It Was Your Fault!
ms113: I Smile ‘Cause You’re My Father...I Laugh ‘Cause It’s Your Own Fault!

Food/Beverage/Diet
ms03: Lord If I Can’t Be Skinny, Bless Me With Fat Friends
ms50: My Blood Type Is Caffeine
ms52: I Love Cooking With Wine...Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food!
ms53: I’ll Drink No Wine Before Its Time...It’s Time!
ms54: Wine A Bit...You’ll Feel Better
ms55: It’s 5:00 Somewhere
ms58: I’ve Found My Perfect Man! MR. COFFEE!
ms59: Instant Human Just Add Coffee
ms60: Drink Coffee. Do Stupid Things Faster And With More Energy!
ms61: I’m Not Responsible For Anything I Say Before My  Morning Coffee
ms62: Have Tea With Me...The Gossip Is Free!
ms63: Just Two Old Bags Having Tea
ms93: One Martini, Two Martini, Three Martini, Floor!
ms98: Prozac, Smozac Hasn’t Anyone Heard Of A Martini?
ms99: No Coffee, No Workee!
ms101: Forget Love, I’d Rather Fall In Chocolate!
ms114: Se Habla Chocolate
ms129: Beer...It’s Cheaper Than Therapy
ms130: Chocolate Makes My Clothes Shrink

Home
ms36: Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off!
ms37: I Have A Kitchen Because It Came With The House
ms38: A Kitchen Without Chile Is No Kitchen At All!
ms102: If You Want Breakfast In Bed... Sleep In the Kitchen!
ms103: God Blesses This Kitchen, He Doesn’t Clean It!
ms104: I’d Cook If I Could Find The Can Opener
ms105: I’m Preparing Dinner As Fast As I Can Dial!

Humorous
ms49: P.M.S. Permanent Mean Streak
ms64: All Stressed Out And No One To Choke!
ms65: It’s Not Shopping, It’s Retail Therapy
ms67: I’m  A Queen...My Pantyhose Say So!
ms115: Do Not Start With Me...You Will Not Win!
ms128: Good Morning! Let The Stress Begin

Inspirational
ms01: Prayer Changes Things
ms02: Oh  God Of Second Chances And New Beginnings, Here I Come Again!
ms06: With God All Things Are Possible
ms09: Angels Have Wings So They Can Carry Our Prayers to God
ms10: God Grant Me Patience...But Please Hurry!
ms11: Trust In The Lord With All your Heart
ms15: Wise Men Seek Him Still
ms25: Teach Me Thy Ways Oh Lord
ms26: For God So Loved The World
ms33: Dear Lord, Please Put Your Arm Around My Shoulder And Your Hand Over My
Mouth!
ms42: When In Doubt, Look Up
ms43: If God Leads You To It. He’ll Lead You Through It
ms45: Thy Word Is A Lamp Unto My Feet
ms68: Miracles Happen To Those Who Believe
ms69: If God Seems Far Away, Guess Who Moved
ms70: God Answers Knee-mail
ms71: It’s Not What You Know, But Who You Know
ms72: When All Else Fails...Read The Instructions
ms73: Jesus Is A Friend Who Walks In When The World Has Walked Out
ms74: If You’re Headed In The Wrong Direction, God Allows U-Turns
ms100: TGIF Thank God I’m Forgiven
ms116: You Can’t Eliminate The Middle Man

Outdoors
ms117: I Do Whatever The Voices In My Tackle Box Tell Me To Do!
ms118: Support Your Local Hookers
ms119: Every Day I Live With Pain & Suffering...And Every Fall I Leave Her To Go
Hunting
ms120: Work Is For People Who Don’t Know How To Hunt
ms131: Elkoholic
ms132: Home Is Where Our RV Is

Patriotic
ms18: God Bless America
ms19: Proud To Be An American
ms40: And On the 8th Day God Blessed Texas
ms41: God Bless Texas

Pets/Animals
ms47: My Dog’s Not Spoiled, I’m Just Well Trained!
ms48: What Part Of “Meow” Don’t You Understand?

Professions        
ms39: 2 Teach Is 2 Touch Hearts 4 Ever
ms121: You Can’t Scare Me...I Teach!

Sports
ms27: Gone Skiing
ms122: Old Skiers Never Die, They Just Go Downhill
ms123: Eat, Sleep, Ski
ms124: Eat, Sleep, Board
ms125: 18 Good Reasons Not To Work...GOLF!

Western
ms75: Happy Trails
ms76: Cowboys Are Buckin’ Crazy!
ms77: I Whisper But My Horse Doesn’t Listen!
ms78: Ride Naked (Put Some Color In Your Cheeks)
ms79: Cowboy Up
ms80: Cowgirl Up
ms81: Save A Horse...Ride A Cowboy!
ms82: Git ‘Er Done!
ms83: My Give A Damn’s Busted
ms84: Happiness Is Having A Pair Of Boots, A Horse And A Good Man
ms85: RIDING: The Art Of Keeping A Horse Between You And the Ground!
ms86: I’d Rather Be Dumped By A Horse Than A Man!
ms87: My Horse Is Not Spoiled...I’m Just Well Trained!
ms88: Born to Rope...Forced To Work
ms89: If You Climb In the Saddle Be Ready For The Ride
ms90: Home Is Where You Hang Your Hat
ms91:Don’t Squat With Yer Spurs On
ms92: My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys
ms97: Cowgirl At Heart
ms126: What A Cowboy Knows A Cowgirl Knows Better
ms127: Horses Leave Hoof Prints On Your Heart
ms133: Save A Horse, Ride A Tractor